tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-56638109564711630832024-03-13T16:30:25.339+07:00Pesan - Pesan Cekakak CekikikMaturnuwun buat Cak Wawan dan Teman-Teman
yang sudah kasih masukan untuk semua lelucon - lelucon konyolnya..........KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.comBlogger416125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-37908735223514938182012-07-23T09:02:00.003+07:002023-04-24T14:54:31.836+07:00Parikan Ramadhan Suroboyoan<br />
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Jembut Kecelup santen,</div>
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menawi luput nyupun ngapunten........</div>
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Tempik Garing kesumet korek,</div>
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niatku apik ojok dibales elek.........</div>
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Kontol Dhowo kecokot nyamut,</div>
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nek gak trimo ojok ngamuk............</div>
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Ngelus Turuk disambi mangan ketan,</div>
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sing ngamuk bolone setan..........</div>
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Onok Bhawuk digawe banca'an,</div>
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wong seng ngamuk brarti gak ngerti maknane Ramadhan........</div>
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Marhaban Yaa Ramadhan.......!!!!</div>
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Ogah : Tu dia Bleh, gua si juga dah beli tiketnya tapi keburu disita ama bini gua, katanya gini : " Kerja cuman jadi Hansip Kampung aja belagu, buat makan anak istri aja senin kemis masih juga sempet sempetnya beli tiket Lady Gaga yang harganya ampe seratus ribu !!!!" gitu Bleh.....<br />
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Ableh : oooh trus trus ?<br />
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Ogah : Ya semuanya masih bisa makan nasi sih, cuman tiket yang disita ama bini gua dimasak juga ama dia trus disuruh makan ke gua, yang laen bisa makan nasi ama tahu tempe eh giliran gua ga boleh makan nasi ma lauknya cuman boleh makan tiket masakannya dia<br />
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Ableh : lho trus elu kaga makan nih ampe ni malem ?<br />
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Ogah : ya iya lah Bleh, makanya pinjemin dong, cepek aja juga ga papa kok<br />
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Ableh : idiiih kere belagu ? Makan tu semur tiket !!!KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-70579930320124602112012-05-22T00:08:00.003+07:002012-05-22T00:08:39.455+07:00Spiderman SedihTole : Siapa tokoh MARVEL yang paling sedih sa'at "THE AVENGER" main ?<br />
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Kacung : SpiderMan<br />
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<br />KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-40214658061649335242012-05-21T23:19:00.002+07:002012-05-21T23:19:44.324+07:00Definisi Pria Yang Disukai WanitaApabila anda seorang Pria yang ingin dicintai oleh banyak Wanita, maka ikutilah tips berikut ini untuk menjadi seorang Pria yang "Berwibawa":<br />
- Berwibawa Mobil Keren, walaupun itu mobil serpisan dari bengkel boss jangan minder<br />
- Berwibawa Uang Yang Banyak, dan jangan tunjukkan profesimu sebagai tukang tagih, anggap saja semuanya itu uang anda.<br />
- Berwibawa Koleksi Kartu Kredit jika sedang bokek, gak masalah biarpun gemar hutang sama bank yang penting hepiii<br />
- Kemana mana usahakan selalu tampil Berwibawa Gadget Canggih Yang Mahal, kalo ga punya pinjem punya temen sebentar aja kan ga masalah<br />
- Berwibawa Perhiasan Berlebihan yang dipadukan dengan pakaian yang mentereng dan dandanan perlente, gak masalah cowo pakai perhiasan kalung Bling-Bling yang rantainya segede rantai Anjing yang penting jangan sampai ketahuan Do'i kalau semuanya itu imitasi<br />
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Cukup sekian dulu beberapa tips yang saya sampaikan anda, dan semoga bermanfa'at untuk andaKAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-15043111035475910632012-03-30T00:42:00.002+07:002012-03-30T00:42:54.906+07:00Kalau Pejabat MatiGajah Mati Meninggalkan Gadingnya<br />
Harimau Mati Meninggalkan Belangnya<br />
Pejabat Mati Meninggalkan Dua Isteri Muda Yang Sedang Berebut HartanyaKAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-8661485884123889302012-02-28T22:10:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:10:52.530+07:00SEJARAH PERJALANAN SMARTPHONE<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">iPHONE</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">2G : Pelopor Full touchscreen</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">3G : Pelopor smartphone tipis</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">3GS: Pelopor kenaikan IOS di dunia</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">4 : Pelopor HD Display</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">4S : Pelopor ganti iphone baru</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ANDROID</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">1.5 : Bener-bener pemain baru</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">1.6 : Benerin yang 1.5</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">2.1 : Bener-bener niat ngejar IOS</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">2.2 : Mesti banyak dibenerin</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">2.3 : Bener-bener ueeenaaakk dipake</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">3.0 : Bener-bener buat tab</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">4.0 : Bener-bener deh… masa device</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">gw ga dapet</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BLACKBERRY</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Pearl : Yang penting BB</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Curve : Yang penting</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Bold : Yang penting Keren</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Storm : Yang penting Touchscreen</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Onyx : Yang penting buat kerja</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Torch : Yang penting style dapet,</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">touchscreen dapet</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB Dakota, Bellagio, Apollo : Yah ga</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">penting-penting amat, yang penting BB</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">baru</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-79515663952420420872012-02-28T22:08:00.002+07:002012-02-28T22:08:41.667+07:00BELI HP BARU<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">Iphone : beli ini untuk 1-2thn kedepan</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(mencari efisiensi)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">BB : ini BB gw yang terakhir (mencari-</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">cari alasan)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">Android : Anjriiittt, udah mau keluar</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">lagi yang baru (mencari duit</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">tambahan )</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-43737462927994083012012-02-28T22:04:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:04:47.618+07:00DEBAT DEVICE<div style="text-align: left;">
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A = Android freak</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">I = Iphone freak</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">B = Blackberry freak</span></div>
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<a name='more'></a><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A : “android is the best”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">I : “iphone lah lebih mantab”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">B : “tapi kalian berdua kan ga punya</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">BBM”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A : “tapi google maps gw paling</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">lengkap petanya”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">I : “gw juga punya google maps, game</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">gw lebih banyak”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A : “ahh… game terkenal iphone bentar</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">lagi juga ada di android, elo kan ga</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">bisa dioprek sistemnya</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">I : “gw bisa di jailbreak kok, tapi SIRI gw</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">keren abis”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A : “lebih responsif juga google voice</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">gw, elo kan ga bisa jalanin flash”</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">I : “ngapain flash kan berat, mending</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">html5″</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">A : “kalo itu sih gw juga bisa, terus….</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">(dipotong oleh B)</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">B : “tapi kalian berdua kan ga punya</span><br style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;" /><span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">BBM"</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-23087319822908865602012-02-28T22:02:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:05:41.420+07:00YOUTUBE STREAMING<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : “Wakaka kocak neh video”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : “Mana2… apa judulnya??</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">Haha iya gebleg banget”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : “Berisik… boros pulsa tau….”</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-73862902985501199752012-02-28T21:57:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:05:51.892+07:00BROWSING<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : “Beehh liat deh di website</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ini, keren euy”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : “yahh pake flash yah, ga</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">nongol di gue”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : “ini web kok ngga muncul2 yah?”</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-75387548077843917012012-02-28T21:55:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:06:00.732+07:00GAME ONLINE<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : “Ayo coba lawan karakter</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">Homerun 3D gw”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : “Sapa takut? buruan add</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">gw.”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : “Ya udah, gw kasih support aja</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">deh buat kalian.”</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-40472348442838236802012-02-28T21:54:00.003+07:002012-02-28T22:06:12.486+07:00APLIKASI<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : Wah kayaknya keren neh</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">aplikasi buat edit foto, cmn mahal juga</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">yah 25 dollar. Nabung dulu deh.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(menghargai hasil kerja orang lain)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : Wah kayaknya keren neh</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">aplikasi buat edit foto, download ahh</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">dari blapkmarket/pandaapp/</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">apktop /4*shared/filestube. (hidup</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">petani )</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : Wah kayaknya keren neh aplikasi</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">buat edit foto, ada yang buat BB ga</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">yah?? (so sorry to heard that)</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-20231802777058540512012-02-28T21:53:00.000+07:002012-02-28T22:06:57.699+07:00NYASAR DI JALAN<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">A = BB user</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T = temen yang nyupir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">A : “bentar gw bbm temen gw yah… Oi</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ciiinnn, ke airport dari Jl. A lewat</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">mana?”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T : “udah dibales belom, kok lama?”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">A : “bentar lagi pending”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T : “hadeehhh….”</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">B = Iphone user</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">S = SIRI</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">B : “tenang ada SIRI”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">S : “What can I helped you sir B”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">B : “Show me the way to aerpot”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">S : “Sorry sir B, I don’t understand the</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">meaning of Aerpot”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">C = Android User</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T = Temen yang nyetir</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">C : “Tenang ada Google Maps…. oke</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">dapet… 100 meter depan belok kiri”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T : “ohh oke… 100 meter kan… bukan</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">belokan di depan berarti”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">C : “ehh… loh.. kyknya yang itu deh”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">T : “Lah katanya 100 meter?”.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">C :”Maap lagi dapet EDGE, Accuracy</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">1000 meter “. (akurasi google maps</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">tidak cukup hanya gps, butuh signal</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">juga. Kecuali pake 3rd party seperti</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ndrive/ papago)(pengucapan yang</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">salah tidak akan dimengerti oleh SIRI)</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-27415330687894084812012-02-28T21:50:00.001+07:002012-02-28T22:07:05.734+07:00LAGI SENENG<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : Horeee, akhirnya Hp gw</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">dapet ICS, download… download</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : Horeee, akhirnya tamat juga</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">neh game. Maen apaan lagi yah?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : Horeee, akhirnya keluar juga BB</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">gw dari service center.</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-30694166805662138252012-02-28T21:48:00.002+07:002012-02-28T22:07:13.953+07:00STATUS BUSY DI MESSAGING<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : ga bisa diganggu, lagi nyetir.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(hanya nyetir yang bisa</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">menghentikannya)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : busy. “ga sengaja ke sync</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">itunes, ilang deh apps gw” (for</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">jailbreak users only)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : not available, “lagi ngeflash</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">rom” (almost all users)</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-89067149525897207822012-02-28T21:47:00.002+07:002012-02-28T22:07:35.148+07:00NGECHARGE HP SAMBIL DI PAKE<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : lagi tanggung neh, si A curhat</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">seru banget di grup.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : lagi tanggung neh, bentar</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">lagi level 200 selese gw.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : lagi tanggung neh,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">download rom baru, ga sabar pengen</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ngeflash.</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-86671019506277443642012-02-28T21:46:00.002+07:002012-02-28T22:07:45.383+07:00DI DALAM CAFE SENDIRIAN<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : Wakaka, bego banget sih neh</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">orang, broadcast ke yang laen ahh.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(dengan suara kencang)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone/Android : senyum2, baca tret</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">di kaskus “ada ababil pake BB ketawa</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">kenceng banget di cafe"</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-49492531640780919442012-02-28T21:43:00.000+07:002012-02-28T22:07:54.903+07:00HP DITENTENG DI JALAN<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- BB : Lagi nungguin bbm dari si ayang :</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(always bbm)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Android : Lagi sambil nge-restore,</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">rom yang sebelumnya ga enak. (always</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">ngoprek)</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">- Iphone : Gpp, seneng aja megangnya.</span><br />
<span style="background-color: white; font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px; text-align: left;">(always bangga)</span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-53541366124362277622012-01-28T23:27:00.000+07:002012-01-29T00:45:52.655+07:00Serba salah tinggal di Indonesia<span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">MeiMei : Noy ane mo pindah keluar negeri</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Kinoy : Mangnya napa Mei?</span><br />
<span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">MeiMei : Abisnya tinggal di Indonesia serba salah, coba aja</span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;">, </span></span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Naek pesawat → jatuh,</span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Naek busway → digrepe,</span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Naek kereta → dicopet,</span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif;"> </span></span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Naek angkot → diperkosa, </span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">Bahkan Ngesot aja → ditendang satpam, </span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">
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<i>Penulis : <span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">GA BERMAKSUD APA2..CUMA ENEK BGT AMA TU orang </span><span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">jgn sampai kejadian ini terulang kembali</span><span style="background-color: white; font-family: Arial, Tahoma, Helvetica, FreeSans, sans-serif; font-size: 12px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left;">
<span style="background-color: #f5f5ff; color: #5d5d5d; font-family: verdana, geneva, lucida, 'lucida grande', arial, helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; line-height: 18px; text-align: -webkit-auto;">semoga diberikan hukuman yg seberat beratnya....</span></span></i></blockquote>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-65855376407271495442011-10-08T03:00:00.000+07:002011-10-08T03:26:55.579+07:00Cewek Melek ITbila seorang cewe melek IT maka bahasa dalam berkomunikasipun takkan jauh dari hal yang berbau IT....<br />
cowo : "Sayaang kamu tau engga?"<br />
cewe : "Apache?"<br />
cowo : "Ultahmu ntar minta hadiah apa?"<br />
cewe : "PHP"<br />
cowo : "Say, bangun tidur ngapain? Pasti buka HP liat SMS dariku ya?"<br />
cewe : "Engga kok ye, buka windows"<br />
cowo : "Eh kalung yang aku kasi kamu kemaren bagus engga?"<br />
cewe : "Unix"<br />
cowo : " Gimana sih caranya ngerayu kamu?"<br />
cewe : "Gunakan keyword dan meta tag!"<br />
cowo : "Mmm.....Bahasa Ingrisnya keluar apa hayo?"<br />
cewe : "Escape"<br />
cowo : "Kepala gue pusing nih say, diapain ya?"<br />
cewe : "di format ajah"<br />
cowo : "anak anak SD sekarang sudah bisa maen internet ya? kalah gue?"<br />
cewe : "makanya otak lu di bupgrade sana!"<br />
cowo : "Say tadi aku nyari alamatmu susah banget sih? masa harus pake...."<br />
cewe : "GPS? emang kamu lupa URL aku apa?"<br />
cowo : "Say, malam ni kita jalan kemana ya?"<br />
cewe : "Browsing restoran kek ato surfing di tempat hiburan kek"<br />
cowo : "Gimana kalo ke bioskop tua, ngirit gitu say"<br />
cewe : "Ogah video streamingnya jelek, mana bangkunya banyak bug-nya lagi"<br />
cowo : "Mmm..layar tancep gimana?"<br />
cewe : "Males buffering mulu"<br />
cowo : "Say aku isi bensin dulu ya"<br />
cewe : "Di shutdown dulu dong mesinnya!"<br />
cowo : "Aduh say motornya kok mogok sih?"<br />
cewe : "Tuh tutup businya belum plug 'n play!"<br />
cowo : "Gila kemarin aku lihat SepakBola di Tambaksari, wasitnya curang sayang, masa Persebaya ngegolin 2 <br />
Persija 1 yang menang malah Persija?"<br />
cewe : "Harusnya pertandingan itu direstart"<br />
cowo : "Kemaren kamu makan apa say?"<br />
cewe : "Mouse"<br />
cowo: "Say, mmm....bole ga kalo aku punya pacar lagi?"<br />
cewe : "Boleh, siap - siap aja gue disconnect!!"<br />
cewe : "Aduuuh kamu kebanyakan comment ya? kita ga jadi jalan kan? Udah malam, log off aja deh! Asal lu tau ya, kayanya kita ini uncompatible banget deh, lebih baik kita disconnecting aja dan uninstall semua memory tentang kita, cape deh gua"<br />
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<i>Saking begonya si cowok dia tetep ga ngerti maksud ceweknya, dia cuman mandangin wajah ceweknya dengan bengong, berusaha untuk menangkap maksud perkataan ceweknya yang terakhir meski engga ngerti samasekali........</i>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-77465973088790949902011-10-08T02:13:00.003+07:002011-10-08T02:13:56.000+07:00fakta BH<br />
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<span class="messageBody translationEligibleUserMessage" data-ft="{"type":3}" style="font-weight: normal;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">ada 2 fakta unik tentang BH:<br /> 1. Kalo dipakai dapat mengencangkan 2 benda...<br /> 2. Kalo dilepas dapat mengencangkan 1 benda....</span></span></h6>
KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-92201961220931937752011-10-08T02:10:00.000+07:002011-10-08T02:11:34.335+07:00Kelemahan WANITA menurut MONTIRKelemahan WANITA menurut MONTIR :<br />
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KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-9070172010432570592011-09-29T16:22:00.002+07:002011-09-29T16:23:07.693+07:00gak bayarAda seorang nenek yang akan turun dari bus , memberikan uang kepada kondektur.<br />Kondektur : "Mbah ... ini kurang ongkosnya"<br />Nenek : "Kurang bagaimana?"<br />Kondektur : "Yaa jelas kurang.. masa ini cuman lima ratus!!"<br />Nenek : "Lha... tadi ada anak cuma bayar seribu lima ratus. Kemudian ada yang cuma seribu?"<br />Kondektur : "Mbah ini... Anak yang pakai celana panjang warna abu-abu itu anak SMA bayarnya seribu lima ratus. Sedangkan anak yang pakai celana pendek warna biru itu tadi anak SMP bayarnya Seribu"<br />Nenek : "Lho kalau begitu aku gak bayar.."<br />Kondektur : "Gak bayar bagaimana sih ini ?"<br />Nenek : "lha aku melepas celana biar gak bayar!!"<br />Kondektur : *(&Y*$%(KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-43825628649711337552011-09-29T00:31:00.000+07:002011-09-29T00:31:24.886+07:00singkatan nama para calon ketua KPK<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">Pak Susilo Bambang Yudoyono telah berhasil menyingkat namanya menjadi SBY. Sayang dia bingung dalam memilih ketua KPK. Karena bila nama para calon-calonnya disingkat, jadi lucu.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">1. Satrio Priyono Budi Utomo (SPBU)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">2. Narto Komar Baharudin (Narkoba)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;">3. Busyro Burhan Ahmad Yamin (Bubur Ayam)</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><br /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'lucida grande', tahoma, verdana, arial, sans-serif; font-size: 11px; line-height: 14px;"><span class="text_exposed_show" style="display: inline;">4. Bakhul Somad (Bakso)<br />5. Citro Lukito Basuki (CiLukBa)<br />6. Hamdan Hamid Hasibuan (Hahaha) ..</span></span>KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5663810956471163083.post-23716905774954670152011-09-09T11:09:00.000+07:002011-09-09T11:09:43.147+07:00bukak BHDisebuah rumah kontrakan di pinggir jalan sukasuka dihuni oleh pasangan suami istri pengantin baru.<br /><br />Kamar mandi tersebut terletak di depan rumah, tepatnya berada di pinggir jalan. Kamar mandi tersebut hanya dibatasi oleh dinding dengan ketinggian 1 meter atau setengah badan.<br /><br />Istri : "Tadi pas aku bukak BH ada pria ganteng ngeliatin aku terus"<br />Suami : "Terus apa yg kamu lakukan?"<br />Istri : "Aku malu banget mas, aku tutupin aja muka aku pakai BH<br />Suami : "Dasar Dodol..."<br /><br />Bersambung…KAKA20979http://www.blogger.com/profile/15379737687796873709noreply@blogger.com0